Mom: "Son, what do you think we should get your dad for Father's day?"
Son: "I think you should get him something with a motor!"
Mom: "What did you have in mind?"
Son: I think WE would like a Harley!"
Sunday, June 16, 2013
Saturday, June 8, 2013
Bad Dreams
In a frightened voice...
"Mom, I would rather witches take over the WHOLE world than have a bad dream again!"
"Mom, I would rather witches take over the WHOLE world than have a bad dream again!"
Sunday, April 21, 2013
Goldfish (crackers)
We have two new cats at our house...they just showed up so we have taken them in and try our best to take care of them...my sons job is to feed the cats everyday...the cat food is a dry cat food that is shaped like a fish...
Today, he said, "I just wonder if the cats food taste as good as MY goldfish?"
Sons favorite snack food is Pepperidge Farm Gold Fish Crackers...He thinks it's cool that both he and the cat love goldfish!
Today, he said, "I just wonder if the cats food taste as good as MY goldfish?"
Sons favorite snack food is Pepperidge Farm Gold Fish Crackers...He thinks it's cool that both he and the cat love goldfish!
Tuesday, March 26, 2013
Dying Eggs
Son: What are we doing in class tomorrow night at church?
Dad: We're going to dye eggs.
Son: Cool! Can I take my gun to shoot 'em?
Dad: Dying eggs means we're going to color them, not shoot them!
Dad: We're going to dye eggs.
Son: Cool! Can I take my gun to shoot 'em?
Dad: Dying eggs means we're going to color them, not shoot them!
Tuesday, March 5, 2013
Cocktail Sauce
While dining at a local fish restaurant, I was getting some ketchup for my french fries. My son gave some good advise...."Mom, be careful...if you get the ketchup with seeds in it, it's not REAL ketchup!"
Translation - Make sure you get the ketchup rather than the cocktail sauce!
Translation - Make sure you get the ketchup rather than the cocktail sauce!
Monday, March 4, 2013
Does my uncle have a job?
"Mom, I've been thinking along time about something and I need to ask you a question."
"Ok son, What is it?"
"Does my uncle work? I mean does he have a job? What exactly does he do? I know my aunt is a teacher, my daddy makes eye glasses, and you sell stuff but I don't know what Uncle Ra Ra does?
"Well, that's a good question....he works where they make alot of electricity...you know like when you go in a room and flip on a switch and the lights come on...he makes that happen."
"Wow! That's cool! Does he get to make "clappers" too?"
"Ok son, What is it?"
"Does my uncle work? I mean does he have a job? What exactly does he do? I know my aunt is a teacher, my daddy makes eye glasses, and you sell stuff but I don't know what Uncle Ra Ra does?
"Well, that's a good question....he works where they make alot of electricity...you know like when you go in a room and flip on a switch and the lights come on...he makes that happen."
"Wow! That's cool! Does he get to make "clappers" too?"
Sunday, March 3, 2013
Cat Bath
We now have a cat at our home...it just appeared in our barn one day...and we've adopted it as our own...
"Mom, why does he keep licking himself?"
"Well son, that's how a cat gives himself a bath."
Son thinks about that for a while and finally says...
"If I were I cat, I would NEVER lick myself! I would walk into the bathroom and meow and meow until someone put me into the bath tub!"
"Mom, why does he keep licking himself?"
"Well son, that's how a cat gives himself a bath."
Son thinks about that for a while and finally says...
"If I were I cat, I would NEVER lick myself! I would walk into the bathroom and meow and meow until someone put me into the bath tub!"
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