Rambo or Rainbow

"I wish we could watch Rainbow tonight!"

***He meant Rambo

Snot Rockets

"I have so much snot in my head, I think I could blow snot rockets!"

Tablets vs. Pills

Before taking his prescription, he was reading the instructions..."take 2 tablets by mouth before bedtime"...

"Mom, I think the pharmacy man messed up my prescription!!"
"Why, what's wrong?"
"Just look at the instructions!  How can anybody swallow a tablet?? 
"Son, a tablet is just another name for a pill."
"No, mom...you write on a tablet, but you take a pill!"

Boots

"I told my daddy that my friend has some snake skin boots that I really like.  My daddy said I have workin' man boots!  I like my boots too!"

Christmas pajamas

"Man, these Christmas pajamas are so BIG I bet I can wear them until I'm about 15!"

**he's 9 yrs old

Dog Food

"My neighbors dog food smells so good!!....man, I'd love to try it sometime!"

Bawls

"When my teacher is calling out our spelling word "bawls", all the boys think its funny and we laugh and laugh!  My teacher says it's not funny..."

***3rd grade