Fizz Pop

"Mom, my teacher is so funny!"
"Really?"
"Yeah!  Do you know what she calls a fart?"
"What?"
"Well, if somebody farts in class, she's calls it a fizz pop!"

Dinner Converssation

While eating dinner, my child says "My friend brough his playboy to school today but he wouldn't let me see it!"  My mouth dropped...I couldn't believe it....I said, "Did your teacher know he had it?"...Yes, she don't care if he has it!....I'm getting concerned and asked, "Why didn't your friend let you see it?"  "Because he wants to play it by himself."  "Are you sure it was a playboy?"  "Oh Mom...playboy, gameboy...what's the difference!" 

Whew! 

Sleep number bed

After practicing basketball...son walks in and says, "Whew!  I think I need a sleep number bed!  My back is killing me!"

Mom's translation - my son watches way too much TV!  Lol!

Sonic

Had to pick up son from school today for a dental appointment...afterward had to go to my work to pick up something...on our way home, he said, "you drive WAY to far to work...you should get a job closer to our house"  I told him I liked my job and didn't want another job.  He said, "well you could just work at Sonic cause that's closer to our house and you could even wear skates to work!"    "Lol, well son, I guess that would be fun but I think I better stay where I'm at!"

Make your voice heard

Son has been studying about Martin Luther King at school and the impact he made on others.  After reading a story about him, he had to answer questions...

MKL gathered peacefully to demand change.  What are some other ways that people can make their voice heard?  ..."I guess I could just make a big speach!"

Contractions

 

My son is learning about contractions in school.  While he was at football practice tonight, I was checking his homework...see #5 below...he was supposed to make a contraction for "will not".  When he got home from practice, I asked him if he could tell me the contraction for the word "will not"...He said, I'm not real sure, but I thought it was "wilt"...you know, like, if you don't water the plants, they will wilt.

 

We had to spend extra time on that one tonight:)