Monday, September 28, 2015

If I were boss for the day.....

"Mom, if I were the boss for the day, I'd lean my chair back and put my feet on the desk and work on the computer and BOSS EVERYONE around."

Sunday, September 27, 2015

Mustache

Mom (talking to 11 yr old son)...."Look at you!  I think I see a little mustache growing!"

Son - "Oh, you do!  You can see it really good when I drink my milk!"

Thursday, October 30, 2014

Fizz Pop

"Mom, my teacher is so funny!"
"Really?"
"Yeah!  Do you know what she calls a fart?"
"What?"
"Well, if somebody farts in class, she's calls it a fizz pop!"

Saturday, April 26, 2014

Dinner Converssation

While eating dinner, my child says "My friend brough his playboy to school today but he wouldn't let me see it!"  My mouth dropped...I couldn't believe it....I said, "Did your teacher know he had it?"...Yes, she don't care if he has it!....I'm getting concerned and asked, "Why didn't your friend let you see it?"  "Because he wants to play it by himself."  "Are you sure it was a playboy?"  "Oh Mom...playboy, gameboy...what's the difference!" 

Whew! 

Tuesday, February 11, 2014

Sleep number bed

After practicing basketball...son walks in and says, "Whew!  I think I need a sleep number bed!  My back is killing me!"

Mom's translation - my son watches way too much TV!  Lol!

Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Sonic

Had to pick up son from school today for a dental appointment...afterward had to go to my work to pick up something...on our way home, he said, "you drive WAY to far to work...you should get a job closer to our house"  I told him I liked my job and didn't want another job.  He said, "well you could just work at Sonic cause that's closer to our house and you could even wear skates to work!"    "Lol, well son, I guess that would be fun but I think I better stay where I'm at!"