Sunday, June 16, 2013

Happy Father's Day!

Mom:  "Son, what do you think we should get your dad for Father's day?"
Son:  "I think you should get him something with a motor!"
Mom:  "What did you have in mind?"
Son:  I think WE would like a Harley!"

Saturday, June 8, 2013

Bad Dreams

In a frightened voice...
"Mom, I would rather witches take over the WHOLE world than have a bad dream again!"