Thursday, June 28, 2012

Sunday, June 24, 2012

Singing for your Life

We were watching the show on TV...Duets...The announcer said, ok the next two contestants will be singing for their life!

Son says, "If they sing bad, will they die?"

Saturday, June 23, 2012


We were discussing sleep/bed time...

"I don't think I breathe when I sleep, but I guess I do, cause I wake up every morning."
"I wish we could figure out what time we fall asleep when we go to bed."
"When I get bigger, will I snore like my dad?"

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Sniff my arm

It was bath time....son begins screaming Mama!  Mama!  Mama!...ran into the bath room..."Son, what's wrong?  Are you ok?"..."Mom, I need you to sniff my arm.  I can't remember if I washed it or not!"

Sunday, June 17, 2012

Preacher has an iphone

"Mom, did you see the preacher today?"
"Yeah, why?"
"He had an i-phone AND he knew how to use it!  How cool is that!!

Friday, June 15, 2012

Nick over Niagara Falls

Watching Nick walk over Niagara Falls on a wire..."Daddy, I bet you'd need a puke bucket to do that!"

Thursday, June 14, 2012

How long will you live?

"Wow!  Can you believe my papaw is over 70 years old?  I thought you just lived to be 59 and died."

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Chesnut Bay Resort

The past few days have been spent with family at Chesnut Bay Resort, Leesburg, AL.   We had a wonderful time with family.  ***Note, not all comments below are from my kids but I thought they were all worth sharing! 

I asked my son to start packing for the trip....when I checked his bags, he packed everything that was important to him...swimming toys, swimming suit, flip flops, Mac 'n cheese, Spaghetti O's, and apple sauce.

Fixing sandwiches for lunch one afternoon...the bread was a different type of bread that we had not bought before...."Humm, will you just look at this bread...must be some type of Alabama bread!"

Late in the evening...driving over the river..."Look how calm the water is...they must not ride jet skis out there very much!

At the pool one day...a very large woman was openly nursing her child...that night after dinner we were talking about her and didn't think the kids were paying attention to us...they were..."Did you say there was a nurse at the pool?  I didn't see one!"

"I'm thankful for clean potties when we've had to stop for pee breaks."

"I got so blistered my nose is crinkly!"

"That kid is flip-flop retarted!"  Translation - some kids just can't walk in flip flops.

Driving by a Big K-mart..."Look!  That reminds me of when Madea went off on that lady in the K-mart parking lot!"

The view from our house was breath taking..."Look at all that water, I think that's bigger than Pickwick Dam!"

Arriving home..."Son, go unpack your suit case.  Oh mom, it'll be fine.  I think I'll just leave everything in there until we leave for the beach.  Son, you have a long time before we go to the can go ahead and unpack." 

If you have the time to spend time with family, even if just for a weekend, TREASURE every moment!

Saturday, June 9, 2012

Would you rather?

"Mom, let's play 'would you rather'!"
"What's that?"
"I have to say two things and you have to pick what you would rather do."
"Ok, let's play."
"Ok, would you rather eat 3 spiders or sleep in the grass with no pillow?"

Thursday, June 7, 2012

Duck Dynasty

Watching our new favorite show on TV, Duck Dynasty...."I sure do wish I could go duck hunting one day...then when I get real good, I want to go bear hunting!"

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Loving Summer Time

"I just LOVE summer time!"
"Why is that?"
"Cause all we have to do is eat, sleep, poot, and re-peat!"

Monday, June 4, 2012

What's the year?

"What year is this?"
"It's 2012."
"Really!  Where did the time go?  I thought it was 2010."

Sunday, June 3, 2012

Saturday, June 2, 2012

Big Milk-ers

Husband took son to friends house tonight...they have several cows in a pasture...son spotted one cow in particular and said "Wow, that's a big 'ole boy cow!"...His dad said "No, that's a girl cow." ....Sons says, "Oh yeah, you're right, I see them big milkers on her!"