Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Christmas - Day 25 - Guns

"I sure do like my new 22 rifle but next year I think I'm gonna ask for a t-shirt shooter gun!"

Christmas - Day 24 - Note to Santa

Here's the note we left for Santa...Enjoy!!



It says:  Dumplins on the stove, just fix you a bowl.  Have fun with my bumpers cars (toy he received from his grandparents.)

Sunday, December 23, 2012

Christmas - Day 23 - Christmas Eve Eve

"Mom, Can I please just open one present?"

"Mom, I have a good idea.   Why don't you open one present and if you like it, then maybe I can open one!"

Saturday, December 22, 2012

Christmas Day 22 - Cash Register Boy

"Mom, when I get old enough to get a job, I know that I DON'T want to be a Cash Register Boy!  I want to just walk around the store and help people find stuff and show them how all the toys work...guess I could be a sales boy!"

Friday, December 21, 2012

Christmas - Day 21 - Sleigh Ride

"I really love to ride my 4-wheeler but I wish I could go for a ride in Santa's sleigh!"

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Christmas - Day 19 - One Minute

Today, at my sons school, they were having his favorite lunch, beef cutlet..  He begged me to come eat lunch with him...said I would not regret it because beef cutlet was GREAT!  I asked, "What time do you go to lunch?"  "Mom, lunch is at 11:15 but you get there by 11:00 so you'll have about one minute to park and get signed in."

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Christmas - Day 18 - Santa Calls

Tonight while eating dinner, son did not want to eat everything on his plate...all of a sudden our house phone rung (which never happens)...it was SANTA CLAUSE!  He wanted to speak to my son.  Son told him he didn't like to eat the chicken in chicken and dumplins.  Santa told him to eat the chicken...that's the best part!  Son said "Yes sir, I will"    We've made a picture of him eating everything in his plate and will be forwarding it to Santa cause we're hoping we're not on the naughty list.

After the call.....son is FULL OF EXCITEMENT!

"Santa said he'd see me on Christmas Eve and to BE GOOD!"

"Santa wants us to fix him chicken and dumplins on Christmas Eve.  He said he gets plenty of milk and cookies."

"Can we leave Santa a gift?"
"What kind of gift did you have in mind, son?"
"Well, I'm not sure but maybe we could get him a new red hat!"

"Mom, I looked at caller ID and it said wireless....do you think Santa has an Iphone?"

"Oh, dang....I should've asked him if I was on the good list or the naughty list before he hung up...maybe he'll call back before Christmas."

Sunday, December 16, 2012

Christmas Day 16 - The Grinch

"Mom, I was just wondering...If Santa brings all my presents, can the Grinch get into our house and take them away?"

Saturday, December 15, 2012

Christmas - Day 16 - Pro Salad Fixer

Going out for dinner...eating at a salad bar...
"Son, do you need me to help you?"
"No, that's ok, I got it!  I'm a pro Salad Fixer!"

...All he ever eats on a salad is lettuce, eggs, and ranch dressing

Friday, December 14, 2012

Christmas - Day 14 - Santa's Workshop

My sons teacher at school is a strict disciplinarian...each week the kids are given "3 scoops" (ice cream)...The goal is to still have all your scoops by the end of the week.  If you misbehave, she will remove a scoop.  This means you don't get any ice cream on Friday if you loose all 3 scoops that week.  This week, of course, is the week before Christmas.  My child is WILD WITH EXCITEMENT...This week, by Wednesday, he had lost all his scoops....Also, this week the school has "Santa's Workshop" where the kids can go and shop for their family.  I had sent money with him on Wednesday to school and he picked gifts for me, his dad, his sister and his grandparents.  He was soooo proud of everything...As I said earlier, he lost all his scoops by Wednesday and we have a rule at our house that if he looses all 3 scoops at school, when he gets home, he gets 3 licks with a paddle...He knows the rules...As his dad prepared to spank him, he said, "But daddy...I bought you a gift today!"

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Christmas - Day 11 - XBox 460

"I'm wondering if I should ask for an XBox 360 this year for Christmas....Do you think if I ask for that this year, they'll make an XBox 460 next year?"

Monday, December 10, 2012

Christmas - Day 10 - Re-gifting

"Mom, can we wrap this tonight for my sister?"
"Aww, that's so sweet of you, but that's YOUR gift.  Remember, you got this yesterday at a Christmas Party."
"I know...but I don't want it; and I thought (sister) would like it....and, I REALLY just want to wrap something!"

Sunday, December 9, 2012

Christmas Day 9 - Sunday School Party

I teach 1st and 2nd grade kids at my church.  Today was our Christmas Party.  The kids were wild with excitement!    We took the kids out to eat after "big church" then came back to our church to play games and open gifts.   During the excitement of everything, one little boy told me...

"I beat up the guys at school and then get sugar from the girls at school."

Saturday, December 8, 2012

Friday, December 7, 2012

Christmas - Day 7 - Busy Elf's

"Mom!  I just saw on Disney Channel where there are only 18 more days until Christmas!  I bet the Elf's are working really hard cause they've only got 18 days to get everything done!"

Thursday, December 6, 2012

Christmas - Day 6 - Invented

"When memaw (great grandmother) was a little girl, we hadn't been invented yet."

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Christmas Day 4 - Elf

Our favorite Christmas movie is "Elf"...after watching the movie, son says, "I like Elf's hat and belt but I wouldn't want to wear those tights!"

Monday, December 3, 2012

Christmas - Day 3 - Santa's phone number

Last night "Santa" called my husbands cell phone...he wanted to speak to son to see if he had been good and see what he wanted for Christmas...son talked to him for a while and was very happy to talk to him...when they hung up, son said, "Hey daddy, let me see your phone!"  "Why do you need my phone?"  "I bet Santa doesn't know I have a cell phone so I though I'd put his number in my phone so I CAN CALL HIM if I need anything!"

Sunday, December 2, 2012

Christmas Day 2 - Being Good

"If I'm good for the next 3 weeks, do you think Santa will bring me a 22 Rifle?"

Saturday, December 1, 2012

Christmas - Day 1

"I sure hope that Santa sees how we re-arranged the living room so now there is alot of room for a whole bunch of presents!"

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Directions on a Map

"Guess how we learned directions on a map!  We have to remember....Never Eat Soggy Waffles which stands for North, East, South, West."

Monday, November 26, 2012

Meow

"This girl in my class REALLY wishes she was a cat.  She always wants to "meow talk" and nobody ever knows what she's saying." 

Sunday, November 25, 2012

Nanna won't share


"There are 3 things my nanna won't share":

1.  Homemade canned relish
2.  Expensive candy
3.  Favorite chocolates

Thursday, November 22, 2012

Happy Thanksgiving!

Everyday I asked my son to write down everything he was thankful for that day...here is his list...Happy Thanksgiving to all!

1.  I'm thankful for my TV.
2.  I'm thankful we won our football game.  (It was the first game they have one in two years. Lots of celebration that day.)
3.  I'm thankful for my new shoes.  (After trying on many shoes and each one getting the 'running' test in the store, he finally settled for the perfect pair.)
4.  I'm thankful for Sunday chicken.  (I usually fix chicken for our lunch after church on Sunday.)
5.  I am thankful for getting out of school.
6.  I am thankful for getting alot of candy.  (He's still eating halloween candy.)
7.  I am thankful for my lip getting better.  (He's had chapped lips and it's finally getting better.)
8.  I am thankful for going to a TN game.   (He's remembering a football game that we tooks the kids to last year.)
9.  I am thankful for ice cream on Fridays.  (If he's good at school all week, his teach gives each child ice cream on Friday.)
10.  I am thankful for my yearbook.  (One of his favorite books to look at.)
11.  I am thankful for my two new library books.  (Diary of a wimpy kid and a Junie B Jones book.)
12.  I am thankful that my friend let me borrow his book.
13.  I am thankful for my mom.
14.  I am thankful for my dad.
15.  I am thankful for my house.
16.  I am thankful for my hot wheels and track.
17.  I am thankful for my Wii.
18.  I am thankful for my football.
19.  I am thankful for my 4 wheeler.
20.  I am thankful for our new living room.  (We re-arranged furniture in the living room.)
21.  I am thankful mom fixed me a strawberry pie.
22.  I am thankful I get to go to my nanna and papaw's house. 

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Mustang or Mustang GT

"I wish it was a rule that everyone had to drive a Mustang or a Mustang GT then everyone could drive REAL fast!"

Monday, November 19, 2012

Twinkies

This morning was not fun at our house...daughter woke up in a bad mood...kids were fussing...just all round bad morning...after I dropped off daughter at school my son said...."Mom, don't worry about it...she's probably just upset cause we can't buy Twinkies anymore."

Sunday, November 18, 2012

Genghis Grill

Last night we ate a Genghis Grill.  It's a local restaurant where you go through a line and you pick out your raw meat and raw vegetables and the sauce you want your choices grilled in.  When the waitress brought my dinner that had been cooked, my son looked at my plate, pointed at something yellow and said, "why did you let them cook lemons to put on your chicken, Yuck!" 

"Son, that's not a lemon!  It's cooked yellow squash!" 

Thursday, November 15, 2012

School

After getting homework done and studying for test...."Mom, you just don't know how hard school is these days!"

***He's in the 3rd grade.

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Mr. Minute

"Today in Math class, I was "Mr. Minute" so if any body asked me a question they had to call me Mr. Minute before I could answer them.  And, my teacher picked a girl to be "Mrs. Hour"

Sunday, November 11, 2012

Books -Almond

I had to stop by Books-A-Million...son loved the store...for him to sit still and read is a miracle!  He's NEVER still or quiet.  When we left, he looks at the sign and said I love "Books  Al mond"

Saturday, November 10, 2012

Index

Today we spent the day cleaning our house...sons job is to clean the mirror's in the bathrooms...when he finished cleaning them..."Mom, you need to add index to your grocery list."

Translation - we need more Windex

Friday, November 9, 2012

Clear Box

My sons best buddy's mom had her baby a few weeks early...he was excited that his friend was going to be a "big brother" again....I asked son how the baby was doing..."Mom, he's great!  He gets to sleep in a little clear box that you can see through!"

Translation - Baby sleeps in an incubator.

Thursday, November 8, 2012

Did you hear that?

"Mom, did you hear that?"
"Hear what son?"
"I did a large, then a medium, then a small poot!"

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Change

Son had ball game...we had taken a change of clothes for him to change into after the game...he was in the back seat of the car and was supposed to be changing his clothes...I said, "Did you change?"...He said..."No, I forgot my money."

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Monday, November 5, 2012

Cotton Bowl Champs!

My son has played football for the last two years.  Unfortunately, both years have not been winning seasons.  However, this year his team won the "Cotton Bowl"!!  It was fun winning and getting the "big" trophy this year!  Congratulations to the "Murray Guard" team!


Receiving his trophy!
 
 Murray Guard Team!  Cotton Bowl Champs!

Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Happy Halloween!!

Happy Halloween!!
 

"Can you believe only one person could guess who I was tonight!...a truck driver...DUH!"

Saturday, October 27, 2012

Co-Captain

"Son, I'm sorry ya'll didn't win your game."
"That's ok mom!  At least I got to be the co-captian today!"













Friday, October 26, 2012

Boogie Man

"Mom, have you ever seen the Boogie Man?"
"No, son.  There's no such thing!"
"Oh yes there is!
"Oh really!  Well have you ever seen him?"
"Yep!  He's a wrestler!  DUH!"

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Aladdin

Son has been practicing Christmas musical...when we got home tonight from practice he says...

"Did you know we were singing one of the songs in "Aladdin"?
"No, what's that?
"Miss Jennifer said it was a different language like we talk in English, some people talk in Spanish.  Well this song is written in Aladdin."

...I finally realized that Miss Jennifer told him they were singing "a latin" song...

Monday, October 22, 2012

Dancing to multiplication tables

"Guess, what I got to do today in class?"
"Son, I have no idea.  What did you do?"
"Well, we were learning our multiplication tables and our teacher was teaching us 8's and she needed someone to dance to the rhythm of the song."
"And you danced?"
"Yeah, I danced like Elf!"  (He was referring to Buddy, the Elf from the movie, Elf)

Sunday, October 21, 2012

Pumpkin Carving

This weekend we have carved a couple of pumpkins.  He thinks he's a pro now! 
                                                       Happy Halloween!




Saturday, October 20, 2012

Company Picnic

Today was my company picnic.  It's at a local "family friendly" business.  The kids can ride go carts, bumper cars, bowling, skating, laser tag, mini golf, and play video games.  It's always alot of fun for everyone!  At the end of the day, they draw for door prizes.  My son does not want to "sit around" for an hour to see if we'll win anything so this year I allowed him to go in and play video games WITHOUT me around.  My company had given each employee tokens to play video games so he had plenty of tokens...BIG MISTAKE....I was not aware that he had taken his wallet with him...After the drawing was over I went in and found him putting tokens into a game...he had WAY more "tickets" from the video games than my tokens would allow...
I asked, "where did you get all these tokens?".. 
He said, "Oh mom, when you put twenty into that machine over there, it gives you a bunch of tokens!  Just look at all I've got!!
I said, "When you put twenty what?  What have you done?" 
"Mom, I have my money!  I put a $20 into that machine and it gave me a bunch of tokens!  When you put a $5 in, it only gives you about 10 tokens but when you put in $20 you can just play and play! (said VERY PROUDLY with a big happy grin)

We are now the proud owners of a whoopie cushion, a squishy ball, and a rotating Disco ball.  He thought for $30, he got a great deal!

Thursday, October 18, 2012

Parent Teacher Conference

Before attending tonight's parent-teacher conference, I asked my son, "What do you think your teacher is going to tell me about you?"

"She'll say I'm a good boy but that I sure do LOVE to talk!"

Needless to say, there were no surprises:)

Sunday, October 14, 2012

Disney Vacation - Part 2

Part 2 of our vacation

Walking through Magic Kingdom, we saw a woman in a black/white pin-stripped dress, with 4-inch spike heals and several bracelets on her wrist....son says, "Mom, I don't think that woman has ever been to an amusement park before!"

We were about to ride Aerosmith's Rockin' Roller Coaster and son was reading the warning signs.  He read..."Women should not ride" and got upset because he thought I would not be able to ride with him....he missed the first word in the warning..."Expectant"

After riding Aerosmith's Rockin'Roller Coaster..."Mom, I don't think I'll ever be the same!"

After riding Aerosmith's Rockin Roller Coaster for the 3rd time..."Man, I never want to leave this place!"

After riding Tower of Terror..."Whew!  I think I'm awake now!"

At Fantasmic, they were selling "mohawk light-up hair"...."Mom, can I get a light-up hair cut?"

My son participated in a show we attended where, Crush, the turtle from Nemo, talked to all the kids.  After the show, son says "Can you believe no one asked for my autograph after my performance?"

"If anybody pooted in here, nobody would know who did it."

Going through the haunted mansion..."Is that real dust or fake dust?"

As we enter Animal Kingdom..."I bet we have a wild time here!"

One of the games Disney likes for kids to do is to find "Mickey ears" through out the park....son thought that was boring...He enjoyed looking for speakers that they hid in the flowers through out the parks.

"I thought Disney was a kid place...can you believe they sell Bud Light in here!"

Going through a vegetation exhibit at Epcot...they explained how they grow plants in sand and/or water...."My dad should try that...he grows everything in dirt!"

"Mom, what country is Disney in? 
"Son, It's in the United States."
"No for real...what country is Disney in?
"I told you the US!"
"Well ok but nobody here speaks English!"

"I didn't know so many countries could be in one place!"
     Translation - Disney is very diverse and people from all over the country come to visit.

"These people say words that are not even words."
     Translation - I can't understand what anyone is saying.

By the end of the week, we met a family from our home state of TN.
     "Mom, they are some country people!"

By the end of the week, he wanted to talk "jibberish" and wanted me to guess what language he was speaking.   (No disrespect was meant....he was just fascinated by the sounds/words he had heard all week.)

At our resort, we saw a couple of midgets.  He said, "Did you know that midgets were really adults that are just short  people?  (He wanted to make sure I was in the know.)

While at Animal Kingdon, we went to "Africa" and watched men play drums and dance. 
      He said, "I think I might be a dancer when I grow up...I got the groove and the moves!"
      "Mom, I've never seen anyone that OLD dance like that!  He's really good!"

Going on a safari at Animal Kingdom he says, "I think that elephant is real cause it kept blinking its eyes but the snakes were fake cause I could tell they were plastic."

Going through Haunted House at Magic Kingdom he says, "Is that fake dust or real dust?"
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When we rode the Tower of Terror at Universal Studios, Santa rode with us.  We think he was the "real" Santa but he had lost alot of weight so we're not sure.

After 12 hours at Magic Kingdom..."Mom, I think I'm too tired to swim tonight!"

Watching the monkey's at Animal Kingdom...."I wish I was a monkey!  All they have to do is play or sleep!

By Friday he said...."Will you PLEASE rent a stroller for me!  I'm soooo tired of walking!"

Arriving at airport on Saturday morning to go home:  "Mom, can we fastpass through security?"

"I sure have had fun this week.  I wish Disney was closer to our house so we could go any time we wanted to."








Saturday, October 13, 2012

Disney Vacation - Part 1

Airplane Ride...

"What if it rains when we're in the plane....(thinks to himself for a moment)...well I guess we'll just be high in dry!"

"Son, are you excited about your first plane ride?"  With a big 'ole grin...YES!!



"What are clouds made of?  Some look like cotton and sometimes is looks like snow. "
"If we jumped out of this plane could we jump on the clouds?"


"Look at that (on the plane)....it looks like a tube of lipstick!"

"When we're this high all the houses look alike....nobody's house looks bigger than their neighbors..."
 
Son was somewhat nervous about plane ride.  One our way to Orlando, we sat by a TNA wrestler.  He was a super nice guy and once he realized that my son was a huge wrestling fan invited us to Universal Studios for one of the tapings during our stay.  Talking about "making dreams come true" for one 9 yr old fellow....all smiles...
 
Meeting Characters
 
 
Goofy - "Is that really your first name?"
 
 
Tiger - He was soooo excited and nervous about meeting Tiger...when Tiger walked over, Clay got up to have his pic taken with him...when he stood up, he knocked over his drink and food and water went everywhere....No one seemed to care...we took pic and moved on...
 
 
Cinderella - "I hope she makes it home by mid-night!"
 
 
 
Minnie Mouse - "She sure does have some big feet!"
 
 


Pop Century Resort

"Mom, look at these little garbage cans they put in our room!"

 
 
"I just want to ride the elevators so I can push the buttons!"
 
"I wish I had a chair like this in my room at home!"
 


Monday, October 8, 2012

Happy 9th Birthday!!

Nine years ago today, God blessed us with a beautiful 11 lb. 6 oz baby boy.  He has brought much happiness, joy, and laughter to our family.  I love you dearly sweet boy!

Below are some of his saying regarding his birthday:

Mom:  "Son, I just can't believe you are almost 9 years old!"
Son:  "I know mom!  Seems like I should only be about 4 yrs old."

"I think I'm gonna get me a white ford limo to drive to school on my 16th birthday."

Mom:  "What do you want for your Birthday supper?  Chilli or ribs?"
Son:  "I'm not sure....I'll sleep on it and let you know in the morning."

"I'm soooo excited about my birthday!  I think I could talk about it forever!"

"You member when you asked me if I felt like I was 9 and I said not really....well since I got a phone I feel like I'm 10!'

Sunday, October 7, 2012

Babies are not too smart

"When we were little babies we didn't know anything....we didn't even know what 2 + 2 was..."

Saturday, October 6, 2012

What's a bill?

Eating at a local restaurant...son was reading sign that said...

"We do not accept bills larger than a $20"...
 
When he asked..."Mom, what's a bill?"

Friday, October 5, 2012

White Shirt Day

At 6:30 am this morning while getting the kids ready for school....

"Mom, I NEED a white shirt to wear to school today!"  (I had already ironed his 'Friday school shirt')
"No son, you can wear your school shirt today because it's Friday."
"No, I have to have a white shirt today cause I'm in a play today."
"What?!  What play?
"Yeah, I have to be 'snow' so I have to wear white."
"So, do you have any lines?"
"Yeah, I say, "When the sun shines on me I melt away and here it comes!"

...I ironed the white shirt for him...

Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Girls Talking Problem

"My teacher thinks she's fixed this girls talking problem in my class...but she hasn't, cause she still talks to me all the time!"

Monday, October 1, 2012

Best Janitor Ever

"Mr. Greg is one of the best janitors we've ever had at our school!"
"Oh really?  And why is that?"
"Mom!  Just look at him!  He's got his ears pierced and he has a great big diamond ear ring!"

Sunday, September 30, 2012

Singing kid songs

My kids were singing some silly songs today....

I said, "what in the world are you singing?"
"Oh, don't worry about it mom...you'll learn about it later in life!"
...followed by lots of giggles and laughter...

Saturday, September 29, 2012

Tournament Game Time

Today both kids had ball games....daughter was playing in volleyball tournaments...son was playing football game...they were discussing their positions and game times....all of a sudden son asked sister...

"What time does your 2:00 game start?

Monday, September 24, 2012

Motor Mouth

"You know what the teacher calls us when we talk alot?"
"A motor mouth!"

Sunday, September 23, 2012

Talker vs. Singer

Our kids have begun practicing Christmas songs for their musical at church...

"Son, how was practice tonight?"
"Not bad, mom. We're still listening to the songs and I think we're going to start picking parks in a couple of weeks."
"Are you doing a solo this year?"
"No, I don't think so.  There are a couple of talking parts and I think I need to be a "talker" rather than a "singer"....I'm a whole lot better at talking!"

Saturday, September 22, 2012

1st Game Football Season

Son talking with his papaw (grandfather)...

"Son, what position do you play?"
"I play 'left sideline'!"

Before the game...

"Mom, if we loose, will you take me to LP (Mexican Restaurant) to cheer me up and if we win I want you to take me to LP to celebrate!....Either way I win!"

 


Friday, September 21, 2012

Class Presentation

Son had to take his favorite stuffed animal and write a presentation to present to his classmates...he took a stuffed monkey to class....

"Son, how did your presentation go today school?"
"It was fun!"
"Oh really! What did you do?"
"Well, I took my monkey to the front of the class and sat him on a stool for everyone to look at.  Then I read my presentation (5 sentences).  Then, after my presentation, I took the arms of my monkey and made it look like it was bowing to everyone and I said Thank you, Thank you very much...like Elvis would!"

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

School Fund Raiser

"Mom, if you'll let me have $1,000 to take to school for our fund raiser, I'll get a whole bunch of cool prizes for bringing the most money in!  Will you PLEEEEEASE let me give them $1,000?"

Thursday, September 13, 2012

Rock Star

"If I was a rock star, I would have a pointed tongue and if I were to stick it out it would be down past my chin!"

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Tired

After going to school all day and 2.5 hrs of football practice...

"I'm sooo tired tonight....I'm GLAD to go to bed!"

Monday, September 10, 2012

Sunday, September 2, 2012

Fat Albert

"This would be a perfect Sunday afternoon if we could just watch Fat Albert!"

Saturday, September 1, 2012

Hiker

"Mom, I think I'm going to be the best hiker ever!"
"What are you talking about?...You've never been hiking a day in your life!"
"Oh mama, you're so silly...I'm talking about football...you know..."ready, set, hike!"  DUH!!

Friday, August 31, 2012

Substitute Teacher

"We had a substitute teacher today!"
"Oh really...who was it?"
"Oh you know her mom...it was "Mrs. Prezley's mom!"

***Prezley is one of his friends.

Friday, August 24, 2012

Tattoos

"There are two kids in my school with REAL tattoos!  One is in 1st grade and one is in 4th grade!"

Thursday, August 23, 2012

Classroom Pet

"Mom, you're not going to believe what our teacher brought to school today!  We have hermit crabs!  One is yellow and one is black.  We named the yellow one Sponge Bob and the black one Sandy.  And you know what else?  We all get to take turns watering them and taking care of them!"

Sunday, August 19, 2012

Pre-Season NFL Football Game

Dad and son watching NFL football game....

"Daddy, do these football players make a lot of money?" 
"Yes, they sure do!" 
"Do they make more than college players?"
"Yes, they do cause college players don't get paid to play to play ball."
"Oh!....well do you know how much money they make?"
"I told you son...they make A LOT of money!"
"Hummm....well do they make enough to buy an Ipad?"
"Yes, they can buy all the Ipads they want!"
"Well in that case I think I'll just skip college and play in the NFL!"

Friday, August 10, 2012

Eyes in the Back of your Head

"Mom, do you have eyes in the back of your head?"
"No, why did you ask that?"
"Cause everytime I try to sneak past you and eat in my room you always catch me!"

Thursday, August 9, 2012

Homework

Mom - "I can't believe you've been in school a whole week and haven't had any homework."
Son - "I told you she was a good teacher!  I guess she's probably still just getting used to us."

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Helping me be Good

Happy as could be...with a positive tone in his voice...

"Guess what mom!  My teacher said she is going to help me be good this year!  She move my desk kind of away from 'my group' so now I won't be tempted to talk as much!  I sure do like her!"

Sunday, August 5, 2012

Borrow your credit card

Eating dinner one evening at a local restaurant...they had electronic games you could play...
"Mom, can I pleeeeease have you credit card!  I want to play one of those games!"

Saturday, August 4, 2012

Tarzan vs. John Cena

Watching old Tarzan movies on TCM..."Wow daddy!  Tarzan can wrestle just like John Cena!"

Friday, August 3, 2012

First day of School

Today was the first day of school, Anna, 10th grade and Clay, 3rd grade.


Waking up early to go to school..."I couldn't go to sleep last night cause my eyes wouldn't stay closed."
"I think I only got to sleep about an hour last night!"

"I'm so glad to go back to school so we can get out of this house!"

"My teacher said she don't yell at her students...Mom, I think you could learn something from her!"

"My teacher said if we're good all week, we get to have ice cream on Friday and if we're bad we don't get any ice creamn and we have to write off when our class goes outside.  You better believe I'm gonna try my VERY BEST everyday and be good this year!"

"My teacher said we're going to have a science fair this year.  We have to make a project and then tell about it and we're probably even gonna be on TV!!  I'm kind of scared about that...hope I do good!

"I think my teacher is gonna be sooooo good this year!  I can't wait to go back Monday!"

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Magic Potties

"Don't you wish we had magic potties at our house?!"

Translation - Automatic flushing potties are really cool!

Sunday, July 29, 2012

Favorite Thing this Summer

Mom - "What's been your favorite thing this summer?"
Son - "Well...the best thing about summer is I don't have to go to school!"

Saturday, July 28, 2012

Mud Fest

"Mud Fest is always a blast! Can we dig a big 'ole mud hole in our back yard?"















Friday, July 27, 2012

Help needed!!


"Um, Mom!  I need a little help here please!!  I think I'm stuck, for real!"

Thursday, July 26, 2012

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Disney Character Dinner

"When we go to Disney's dinner with the characters, I don't want to sit by Snow White or any of the other GIRL characters!  I want to set by Goofy, Donald Duck, or Mickey Mouse."

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Snow in July

This past week the weather has been very hot.  Temperatures have been over 100 and the heat index has been very high also.   Husbands air on truck went out...then, our home central heating/air conditioning unit went out and had to be completely replaced...My son says, "Mom, I think we just need some snow!"

Sunday, July 22, 2012

Getting ready for church

"I could already be ready for church if you didn't make me take a shower or brush my teeth!"

Saturday, July 21, 2012