If I were boss for the day.....

"Mom, if I were the boss for the day, I'd lean my chair back and put my feet on the desk and work on the computer and BOSS EVERYONE around."

Mustache

Mom (talking to 11 yr old son)...."Look at you!  I think I see a little mustache growing!"

Son - "Oh, you do!  You can see it really good when I drink my milk!"