Cat Bath

We now have a cat at our home...it just appeared in our barn one day...and we've adopted it as our own...

"Mom, why does he keep licking himself?"
"Well son, that's how a cat gives himself a bath."

Son thinks about that for a while and finally says...

"If I were I cat, I would NEVER lick myself!  I would walk into the bathroom and meow and meow until someone put me into the bath tub!"